hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

brrrianstorm:

stop it turner

usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

(Source: rileyjanelle)

dailyactress:

Rasida Jones

paneradise:

at my funeral there’s gonna be a potato bar that serves bottomless fries (waffle, french, curly q, all varieties), hash browns, tater tots, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, home fries, potato chips, sweet potatoes, potato based vodka, baked potatoes, scalloped, diced, and sliced potatoes

lucidty:

sext: i’m going vegan

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via waxenneat)

(Source: prettyparamore)

forevercemetery:

dontfindmearishta:

opticallyaroused:

A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

I WANT THEM ALL

dofishsleep

(Source: zooborns.com)

tvvink:

​THIS FAMILY CANNOT BE REAL

(Source: telmo-vieira)