i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
at my funeral there’s gonna be a potato bar that serves bottomless fries (waffle, french, curly q, all varieties), hash browns, tater tots, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, home fries, potato chips, sweet potatoes, potato based vodka, baked potatoes, scalloped, diced, and sliced potatoes
sext: i’m going vegan